"Hey V-Man."

"What Mr. 'I ate All Of V-Man's Buffalo Wings'! "

"Jeez, I'm sorry, its not as if you could just order some more!"

"But they were the best buffalo wings ever."

"Look, they were sauteed in lard, for three days, filled to the brim with butter, and cooked to the utmost perfection, your lucky I don't just go to the barber shop right now!"

"Ha! Your lucky I did eat that! You would've been on the ground having a heart attack by now!"

Just as Ovaryboy said this, he then feel out of V-Man's afro, callapsed on the ground, and appeared to have a heart attack.

"Ovaryboy, are you alright!"

Ovaryboy did not respond.

"Ovaryboy! Are you alright!!!!"

Ovaryboy remained still, not moving a inch.

"Hey Ovaryboy, I'm sorry for all I said, I love you man."

"Aww, I love you too V-Man!" Ovaryboy replied as he sprang to his stubs he calls legs.

"Son of a batch of cookies! I knew you were still alive!" V-Man yelled.

"Ha ha, I got ya!"

Ovaryboy returned to V-Man's afro and they continued to eat breakfast.

After about an hour of indulgence, the duo heard a sharp cry for help outside of the Hot Sandwhich.

"Thats our cue!" V-Man yelled.

It appeared to be a young woman who had her legs crossed in the most strange postion.

"Are you alright ma'm?" V-Man ushered.

"What does look like FUCKER!"

"Whoa, calm down ma'm, if its only that your Aunt Flow is in town..." Ovaryboy stated.

"NO, its the other way around!"

"Huh?" V-Man concluded.

"There's a crazed lunitic tying everyone's tubes."

"Jesus Christ! What will the editor think of next!." V-Man yelled excitedly.

"Where was he headed?" OB asked.

"I think the hospital."

"Oh goody." V-Man said.

Vagina Man and Ovaryboy hastly ran to the Vaginavile Hospital where several screams could be heard.

"Hey V-Man, I don't want to get my tubes tied, I want have kids..."

"Not now, whitey!" V-Man wispered as they so "steathly" went it to the hospital.

There was a young nurse at the front desk, she was half scrunched over, hanging on the table.

"Hello there, were looking for a crazed lunitic who is tying everyone's tubes..." OB asked.

"Do you have an appointment?" the nurse replied.

"What kind of a question is that!"

The nurse stood there, she did not move a inch since they saw her.

"Hello, ma'm?" OB asked again.

"Do you have an appointment?" she repeated.

"Son of a batch of cookies, I knew it, its an android." V-Man yelled.

"Screw it, lets go!" OB yelled.

They ran down the hallway where most of the screams came from. V-Man double-backed asked the android.

"So you going anywhere this weekend?" V-Man waned.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Yes."

The android gave him a one-eyed wink.

They continued to run through the corridors, but to no avail, no one was getting their tubes tied. V-Man stopped to rest.

"You think that chick lied?" Ovaryboy asked.

"Probably."

They rested for another minute or so, but before anyone could come up with anything witty, a docter put his hand on V-Man's shoulder.

"Aw yes, you must be V-Man, come with me." the docter said in a very German-like tone and accent.

He took them to a sterilized room where it looked like he had just finished up with one of his patients.

"Zit down pleash!"

"Kay."

He than promptly took OB from his afro home and tied his ovaries together.

"Zere, zat vill be 3000 dollars."

"Wow doc, I feel much better now that I don't have an asshole on my head."

"I feel zo goot for you, NOW!"

A group of men came rushing out, they looked as if they were just at a Village concert, assless chops and all.

They held down V-Man and clinched OB like a baby kitten.

"Ha Ha! I am now one shtep closer to total world domination!"

"Don't tell me the plan." V-Man wimpered.

"My plan iz to tie all of ze womens tubes so they can no longer have children, then, as everyone dies, no one can have children, and zere will no longer be a human race!"

Just as he was to give off an evil laugh, a speaker could be heard.

"We are they womens rights group! Let Vagina Man and Ovaryboy go!"

"Holy sheet! Ve need to get ze hell out of here!" the Tube Tier screeched.

They ran like little girls out of the operating room.

The day had ended and V-Man and OB returned to their un-official hideout, the Hot Sandwhch.

"Hey Ovaryboy." He said as he engulfed his friend's buffalo wings.

"Guess whos wings I'm eating now!"

Ovaryboy couldn't defend himself since he couldn't talk through his bandages.