"You gonna eat all those turkey wings?" V-Man asked to his new android 'girlfriend'.
"Do you have an appointment?" she replied.
"Ha! That never gets old!" V-Man laughed.
But just as they were about to continue to talk, the grill in the back of the resteraunt exploded. Frank, the resteraunt manager, came running out from the back with Ovaryboy and said.
"Hey holmes, we need to get out of hear!"
Watching from the outside of the Hot Sandwhich their favorite resteraunt engulfed in flames.
"I swear to God, if someone did this on purpose, I'm going to cut his nuts off with a rusty knife!" V-Man yelled.
"DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT!!" the android yells as she is carried off by, what appears to be, a giant cheeseburger.
As V-Man watched his android friend being carried off, OB watched as two more delicious aperisitions are born out the flames of the Hot Sandwhich.
"Holy ship, dude." OB stated.
The three ran around town busting hotdog, burger, and taco stands.
"Be free my delectable betheran!" the burger yelled.
"The day of rekoning is at hand!" the hot dog screamed.
They ran quite fast for food (was the Hot Sandwhich a fast food resteraunt?[okay, bad joke...]).
When Vagina Man and Ovaryboy finally caught up with the three, they presented themselves like true villians.
"I am the Burger Bastard!" the cheesebeurger said with New York accent.
"I'm the Horny Hotdog." the hotdog said in a very thick Romainian accent.
"And uh, I'm the Terrible Taco." the taco said as if he said as if he had just been to prison.
The site of battle was an ally in back of an Oscar-Myer Weiner factory.
"As soon as we destroy this factory, we will convince all the fastfood to join our cause." the burger stated.
Just as he finished explaining his plan, a man, dressed up as a milkshake, ran up to the trio.
"Wait!" he screamed.
"I'm the delicious milkshake!" he yelled the most annoying voice as high notes on a piano played.
"I came down all the way from Reno, Nevada to see my perfect plan come into play!"
The android was in Burger Bastard's hands.
"Leave the robot out of this!"
"Uh, let me think about this one... NO!" the cheeseburger yelled as he tossed the android into the factory."
"There's no way she could survive all that compacted meat!" OB yelled.
V-Man's vagina on his chest gleamed with red energy.
"You've taken away my food..." he muttered as more energy gathered, V-Man's eyes turns red.
"And now you've taken away my poon tang!" he said in a devilish voice.
"DIE!" he yelled as huge flash of raw energy.
The flash fryed the Burger Bastard, the Horny Hotdog, and the Terrible Taco.
V-Man stood for a bit and twitched. His eyes went back to normal.
OB said nothing.
They went to their secret hideout The Uterus. They dragged the carcasses of the deadly meal.
V-Man ate every single last piece of them, he continued to mutter "Its a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's seperation to increase the population!"
Somehow, the delicious milkshake escaped...
So ends another episode of VAGINA MAN AND OVARYBOY!
