I think the V-Machine could use some touching up." said Ovaryboy.
"What makes you say that?" replies V-Man.
V-Man looks at the beat up, multicolored (to hard to tell what kind of car it is) trash heap with wheels.
"Well, for one thing, it won't even move if you tryed to push it, since everythings rusted to hell. Not only that, we haven't drove it for a month, and I don't know when its going to be towed!"
Ironically, a tow truck pulls away their car very quick and efficiently.
"How typical." sighed OB
"Now how did I know that was coming." added V-Man
"Guess we'll have to go to the impound lot to claim it."
V-Man gives OB a half-eyed stare.
"...After breakfest."
When they were finished with their usaul morning meal, they walked to the impound lot and a man with a 5 o'clock shadow, looking as if he's killed before, and greasier than one of the cheeseburgers at the Hot Sandwhich, was sitting in his little checkpoint room, chewing gum, he asked "Yes?!"
"Yeah hi, we are looking for our car, here's our documents."
The man stopped chewing his bubble gum, which actually turned out to chewing tobacco and spit it out. He gave Ovaryboy an wide eyed, wide mouthed stare at Ovaryboy, more praticularly at V-Mans afro with Ovaryboy's arms extending out to hand him their documents.
"Your hair is talking." the man managed to grumble.
"I know, I get that alot." replied V-Man
"Now, I have seen everything."
"Except our car, can you please find it." Interjected Ovaryboy.
The man slowly took the documents from OB and looked down at them. He than started to laugh hysterically.
"This is YOUR car!"
"What do you mean by that?" replied Ovaryboy.
"I take back what I said ealier," the man said in a southern accent. "I believe truly, that I have, on this day, have seen everything."
"Good for you, but can you please just tell us where our car is?"
"Anything for you guys! Or guy. Or girls. Or a mix of girls and guys. Or..."
"We get, just please..." Ovaryboy interupted.
"Well, we thought that no one come and pick this up so we went straight to throwing it in the junkyard."
"Great." sighed V-Man.
