"It's just not the same." stated V-Man.

"I know." replied OB.

"None of that 'ass' smell that it usually gives off, these seats are too nice and comfy..."

"I'm sure we can get used to it, somehow..."

After they finished breakfest, they (well, Ovaryboy) decided to take a little stroll.

"Hey, I got a great idea, let's stand in the middle of the street, and wait for the next villian to come kill us!" V-Man screamed.

"Dude there's no villian in his episode." replied OB

"Oh yeah, I forgot."

"Duh!"

"Why don't we use the V-Machine?"

"Good question..."

As he was going to give an answer, a small group of what appeared to be a cult of afro worshipping fiends.

"Hey V-Man, I think you finally found your calling."

"Did that afro just talk!" one of the cult members replied.

"I did, so?"

"My brothers, this is the talking afro of myth!"

"Oh no..." V-Man wispered.

"Please come oh speaking afro!"

"Okay."

"The afro has spoken!"

They followed the group to a very small apartment.

"Please sit afro, feel free to ask anything you want."

"Anything..."

Many things swarmed inside his head at that moment.

"I desire, a shrubbery!"

"What?" one of the cultists asked.

"You heard me, NEE!"

"Ahh!"

"Now, GO!"

"OB, don't turn all Monty Python on me now."

"NEE!"

"Whoa."

"NEE!"

"Whoa!"

Vagina Man and Ovaryboy continued this ritual for nearly an hour before the cultists brought back the shrubbery.

"We have the shrubbery of magical afro of ancient myth."

"I will no longer be refered to as the magical talking afro of ancient myth, I am now going to be refered to as the Voice of Afro."

"Why?"

"Cause it sounds cooler."

"Well, we brought back the shrubbery."

"It's too late for that, you do the trials for the Voice of Afro."

"What?"

"Yes for your first trial, you must bring me, another shrubbery! And as for your second trial, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest, with this haring!"

"Why?"

"To, uh, reach afro nirvana!"

"Afro nirvana!"

"Yes!"

Ovaryboy, getting way, way to ahead of himself, laughed so hard he 'ploped' out of V-Man's afro.

"Thats not the Voice of Afro! That's just a small Puerta Rican child with ovaries growing out of his head!"

"Damn it."

They kicked out Ovaryboy and Vagina Man almost imediatly with bruises on their buttocks.

They promtly went back to the Hot Sandwhich of post-adventure "meditation".

"Damn OB, you went a bit crazy back their, not to mention British."

"Another shrubbery!"

So ends another adventure of VAGINA MAN AND OVARYBOY!